jessie mahne
Dabbling in comedy, Muay Thai & communication-related jorbs until one of them kills me.

Archive for October 2010

Halloween 2010 – Jabba the Slutt

October 31, 2010

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RANT: Men’s bathrooms are shitty. Pun not intended.

October 28, 2010

(http://www.corbisimages.com/Enlargement/42-21364262.html) I bet if you asked anybody on this planet, no one would say that, STEREOTYPICALLY, a man’s bathroom is nicer than a woman’s bathroom. Yeah, there can be shitty women’s bathrooms and super nice men’s bathrooms, but at first judgement, you’re not going to be optimistic when entering a guy’s bathroom. I’m not very […]

How to create a successful “diet” and eating plan.

October 28, 2010

The word “diet” can suck it. Too many people (including myself) have associated it with fasting, not eating carbohydrates or only eating lettuce and ice-cubes until you look like a corpse (thanks, ‘Merican society!). I like to use the phrase “eating plan” or “eating schedule” because when you’re trying to lose weight for a sport […]

Whey protein “cake batter” esque snack! SO GOOD!

October 27, 2010

After searching for a homemade protein bar recipe, I came across a pretty simple and delicious recipe that helped me come up with my “cake batter protein snack.” Here’s what you need: 1 scoop of Whey Protein 2tbsp of Peanut Butter 2tsp of Honey 1tbsp of water (1) mix those four ingredients together until you […]

Herb Alpert solo dance parties.

October 25, 2010

Back in college, my freshman year roommate and I had an inside joke where we’d act like complete a-holes in our chairs whenever we heard or hummed a Herb Alpert tune. Eventually, I started filming myself interpretively dancing to my favorites. Now, its been a couple of years since I’ve done these and I’m thinking […]

Poorly used hyphens & racist paint.

October 24, 2010

It is exactly what it sounds like. Here’s a poorly hyphenated word in a book titled “Martini.” They hyphenated word was “cocktail.” Nice work. And finally, racist paint: What about black people? Didn’t Crayola get sued for this?

“Compound drop-set” workout for lower body

October 20, 2010

When I woke up Monday morning, unable to move every limb due to my workouts over the weekend, I knew I’ve done something magical. If by “magical” you mean “to destroy every [muscle] fiber of my being.” Therefore, I want to share this magical weightlifting wonder with all of you looking for a sweet way […]

“Compound drop-set” workout for upper body.

October 20, 2010

When I woke up Monday morning, unable to move every limb due to my workouts over the weekend, I knew I’ve done something magical. If by “magical” you mean “to destroy every [muscle] fiber of my being.” Therefore, I want to share this magical weightlifting wonder with all of you looking for a sweet way […]

Team Coco tribute, Halloween style.

October 18, 2010

While visiting my mom in Wisconsin, I carved my annual Halloween pumpkin. And, since Conan is awesome, I dedicated it to him: Chris and I posing with our creations: And for good measure (and because I’m an idiot): I love you, Halloween Conan… of the Late Night era (I’ll never let go).

Video of my stand-up set at Upfront & Company (10/16/2010)

October 17, 2010

Here is my set for “Comedy Zone” on Friday October 16, 2010. Enjoy?