Conan: “SHOW ZERO” review(?)

First and foremost: CONAN PREMIERES IN LESS THAN A WEEK!!! BAHH!!!!!!! To pre-game his TBS debut, Conan aired “Show Zero” on his blog at http://www.TeamCoco.com. Here’s my review. For a two minute show, I thought it was sweet. The only bad thing was that I expected it to be a full-length show and I ended […]

Halloween 2010 – Jabba the Slutt

This is something I should have done 365 days ago:

RANT: Men’s bathrooms are shitty. Pun not intended.

(http://www.corbisimages.com/Enlargement/42-21364262.html) I bet if you asked anybody on this planet, no one would say that, STEREOTYPICALLY, a man’s bathroom is nicer than a woman’s bathroom. Yeah, there can be shitty women’s bathrooms and super nice men’s bathrooms, but at first judgement, you’re not going to be optimistic when entering a guy’s bathroom. I’m not very […]

How to create a successful “diet” and eating plan.

The word “diet” can suck it. Too many people (including myself) have associated it with fasting, not eating carbohydrates or only eating lettuce and ice-cubes until you look like a corpse (thanks, ‘Merican society!). I like to use the phrase “eating plan” or “eating schedule” because when you’re trying to lose weight for a sport […]

Whey protein “cake batter” esque snack! SO GOOD!

After searching for a homemade protein bar recipe, I came across a pretty simple and delicious recipe that helped me come up with my “cake batter protein snack.” Here’s what you need: 1 scoop of Whey Protein 2tbsp of Peanut Butter 2tsp of Honey 1tbsp of water (1) mix those four ingredients together until you […]

Herb Alpert solo dance parties.

Back in college, my freshman year roommate and I had an inside joke where we’d act like complete a-holes in our chairs whenever we heard or hummed a Herb Alpert tune. Eventually, I started filming myself interpretively dancing to my favorites. Now, its been a couple of years since I’ve done these and I’m thinking […]

Poorly used hyphens & racist paint.

It is exactly what it sounds like. Here’s a poorly hyphenated word in a book titled “Martini.” They hyphenated word was “cocktail.” Nice work. And finally, racist paint: What about black people? Didn’t Crayola get sued for this?

“Compound drop-set” workout for upper body.

When I woke up Monday morning, unable to move every limb due to my workouts over the weekend, I knew I’ve done something magical. If by “magical” you mean “to destroy every [muscle] fiber of my being.” Therefore, I want to share this magical weightlifting wonder with all of you looking for a sweet way […]

Team Coco tribute, Halloween style.

While visiting my mom in Wisconsin, I carved my annual Halloween pumpkin. And, since Conan is awesome, I dedicated it to him: Chris and I posing with our creations: And for good measure (and because I’m an idiot): I love you, Halloween Conan… of the Late Night era (I’ll never let go).

Video of my stand-up set at Upfront & Company (10/16/2010)

Here is my set for “Comedy Zone” on Friday October 16, 2010. Enjoy?